markovchaingang:

no we’re not bullying autistic people. we’re just making fun of people who are bad at reading social cues or are too enthusiastic about their interests or act a little weird. maybe even stereotyping them as threats

silken-scarves:

beardedmrbean:

kirbymongerr:

deseretgear:

senso1954:

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn’t exist it’s so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like “movie fan SHOCKED because i’d rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station” as if you’re supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that’s told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

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Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

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Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

reading-writing-revolution:

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Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an “Informational product” to make it 100% exempt from Trump’s tarriffs:

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/

All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚

fagknowledge:

Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

saipng:

tried to get on the bus today but the driver just tapped a sign that listed his DNI and drove off. wtf. i don’t even ship destiel.

dilfdyke:

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

apple-boy:

this is the only thing i knew about charlie kirk before he died

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schistcity:

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carebewear:

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

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meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that’s really really beautiful but i’m always thinking about the first “she x on my y til i z” being “she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge” and the first “fork found in kitchen” coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

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EXACTLY.

a small collection

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lakevida:

fraenum:

lakevida:

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man’s best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

penisparker-2000:

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never forget that they took dragneto from us

bish0ps:

Cmon it’s just a nap bro. Everybody in their 20s does it. Don’t be a wuss it’s not even addictive lol

oswim